Thursday, August 19, 2010

If you were a native american what would your name be?

i mean like the old chiefs etc keen eye and that kinda thing

If you were a native american what would your name be?
Twostone. This is the reason.





There once was an Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.





After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'





The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.





The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until A woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'





Onestone grabbed her, too k her deep into the forest, night, made love to her all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!





Why ??? OH, come on... take a guess !!!





Think about it !!! You're going to love this !!!
Reply:you cant kill 2 birds with 1 stone Report Abuse

Reply:I might have the exact name that I have now, because I am Native American. I do not have a given Native American name, just a combination between American and French.





I was given a name in Cheyenne, but it is not my official name.
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Reply:I am native. My name's Whitney...
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Reply:OMG SAILA!!! WTF!!! well to answer ur question i would like to keep my name... Sweet'n'cheeky says it all...lol...

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